ABOUT ME

21 year old freak of nature. college dropout 1.5 times, associates degree, licensed CPhT, phlebotomy tech in-training. amateur coder despite that being one of the things I dropped out of college for. i have a pet bearded dragon affectionately called jeep wrangler and a sweet dummy partner of nearly 5 years. fish tank fiend. houseplant killer extraordinaire, but i've somehow got a few alive right now (hint=partner is better than me at this). concert frequenter. big fan of candles, wax melts, and other scented household ambience items.

fun and / or insane things people have called me / said about me

"healthy young man" - PA i saw for a preop (my doctor snort-laughed at this one)
"son" - patient who had met me max 3 times at this point.
"pretty eyes" - patient who only creeps me out a little bit.
"red" - i have dyed red hair. most people call me this.
"you're my favorite" - patient i had spoken to on the phone once prior.
"lord dracula" - patient to a nurse in the same room (about me).
"i like how you use the english language" - tumblr mutual.
"fabulous ear anatomy" - nurse walking past me in the hall.
"dang guy i didnt even feel you go in" - patient i drew blood from as im about to pull the needle out.
"sweet baby boy" - patient who was previously cussing me out after realizing it was me.
"you're my best friend now" - patient immediately after being poked.
"is that batman?" - nurse about the bat design dyed into the back of my head.
"so so handsome" - 90 year old woman patient.
"best handwashing hygiene i've seen" - patient with a hand sanitizer allergy
"oh you have such a friendly face!" - patient as soon as i turned the lights on