ABOUT

20 year old freak of nature. college dropout 1.5 times, associates degree, licensed CPhT, phlebotomy tech in-training. amateur coder despite that being one of the things I dropped out of college for. i have a pet bearded dragon affectionately called jeep wrangler and a pet boyfriend of 4+ years. fish tank fiend. houseplant killer extraordinaire, but i've somehow got three alive right now. concert frequenter (ska punk shows are the shit).

reviews / things people have called me / said about me

"healthy young man" - PA i saw for a preop (my doctor snort-laughed at this one)
"son" - patient who had met me max 3 times at this point.
"pretty eyes" - patient who only creeps me out a little bit.
"red" - i have dyed red hair. most people call me this.
"you're my favorite" - patient i had spoken to on the phone once prior.
"lord dracula" - patient to a nurse in the same room
"i like how you use the english language" - tumblr mutual
"fabulous ear anatomy" - nurse walking past me in the hall
"dang guy i didnt even feel you go in" - patient i drew blood from as im about to pull the needle out